January 14, 2014

Sh*t Men Say

Today I'm basically gonna make fun of Kris and the goofy shiz he says. Mostly because I can't help but laugh when he's talking to me, but also because I'm linking up for Shit Men Say.

This post could be a lot better written than this, but it's 12:22 and I have to get up for work in 6 hours. Since it's a monthly linkup, (as far as I know) I'll have the chance to redeem myself with some amazing material collected from the boyf. Let's face it, he's not gonna stop saying redonkulous things and I'm not gonna stop writing them down.

So here it in in all it's bulletpointed glory:
  • Me: My chapstick isn't smooth anymore. Kris: Why? Cause I molested it with my mouth?
  • Me: I don't want to know about (treasury) bonds. Kris: Why can't we ever have grownup conversations?!
  • For the night is dark and full of swag.
  • Those 3 girls have no butts whatsoever...that's what you get for not being American.
  • I haven't seen Coburn hit anybody since Nam.
  • I feel like if he was a dog, he'd chase his tail all day.
I guess I should come to expect things like these from a man who hangs around with guys like this all day.
They say weird shit. Gotta love'em anyway! Make sure you link up with these ladies!
Voyage of the Mee Mee



16 comments :

  1. bahahaha my fav is "cuz I molested it with my mouth!"

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  2. hahha! the chapstick one made me laugh out loud!!

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. The chapstick on is my fav! To funny.

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  4. For the night is dark and full of swag. Modern day poetry right there!

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  5. Haha molested chapstick with his mouth that is great!

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  6. OMG... "I feel like if he was a dog, he'd chase his tail all day." This is my favorite and I want to start putting it into my OWN rotation! hahaha

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  7. hahaha the dog one totally sounds like something that would come out of my mouth.

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  8. Hahaha, these are good!! The grown-up conversation thing, I feel that way all the time - nooooo don't talk to me about health insurance and home insurance and HOAs!! Blah blah! =)

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  9. I'm glad I could entertain all of you. :-)

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  10. HA! I love it! He is such a character. I love what he said about your chap-stick!

    Angi@ cantbuymelovvve.blogspot.com

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  11. Haha! These are so funny! Guys do say some pretty crazy things.

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  12. Hahahahahahahaha the dog one is my favorite!

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  13. Oh gosh he and ManFriend would be besties without a doubt. Too funny. Only a man would think of the phrase "Why? Cause I molested it with my mouth?" When referring to Chapstick. Sigh, good luck!

    Keep it Sassy & Classy,
    B
    http://msultimatesophistication.wordpress.com/

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  14. Haha! Why can't we have grownup conversations? I love it!!!

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