This post could be a lot better written than this, but it's 12:22 and I have to get up for work in 6 hours. Since it's a monthly linkup, (as far as I know) I'll have the chance to redeem myself with some amazing material collected from the boyf. Let's face it, he's not gonna stop saying redonkulous things and I'm not gonna stop writing them down.
So here it in in all it's bulletpointed glory:
- Me: My chapstick isn't smooth anymore. Kris: Why? Cause I molested it with my mouth?
- Me: I don't want to know about (treasury) bonds. Kris: Why can't we ever have grownup conversations?!
- For the night is dark and full of swag.
- Those 3 girls have no butts whatsoever...that's what you get for not being American.
- I haven't seen Coburn hit anybody since Nam.
- I feel like if he was a dog, he'd chase his tail all day.
I guess I should come to expect things like these from a man who hangs around with guys like this all day.
They say weird shit. Gotta love'em anyway! Make sure you link up with these ladies!
