October 2, 2014

I Dream of Jobs

Good morning, world! I'm an hour ahead of schedule today so my options are A. blog or B. do math. Blogging won by a longshot. Day 2 of #blogtober14 is all about my dream job.

When I was little, I stereotypically wanted to do a hundred different jobs. I mean, if Barbie could be a pilot, teacher, and model, why not me? I bounced between teacher, waitress (lol), and pastry chef . While in high school, I flipped back an forth between museum curator and Spanish translator, and then to speech pathologist.  

Nowadays, my dream job is to open my own audiology practice after I get my doctorate and work in the field for a while. Someday, I'll be my own boss and work to protect and promote hearing health of my patients. I don't know when it will happen, but I'm extremely excited for the future!


My fantasy dream job posting would go something like this

SEEKING:
-highly motivated individual who is not always highly motivated
-ideal employee must enjoy binge-watching series on Netflix
-must be open to trying new foods and desserts

duties include:
-testing new tea and coffee flavors
-reviewing YA novels
-watching Harry Potter and LOTR
-surfing the internet

-salary is $200,000/year
-hours are flexible
-paid civic and religious holidays
-work from home
-appropriate attire: sweatpants and hoodies


IF ONLY.

The Daily Tay

7 comments :

  1. Yep. That sounds like a pretty solid job to me! Let me know if you find that career anywhere :)

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  2. LOVE that you made this into a job search. I'd hire you in an instant!

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  3. I would like to apply to that same job!

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  4. Love this!! Let me know where you get hired to do this then sign me up :)

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  5. I totally wanted to be everything that Barbie was at some point growing up. And that sounds like the absolute best job posting!

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  6. If only paid civic and religious holidays AND wearing sweatpants and hoodies went hand-in-hand! I would be all over that job!

    Great post :)

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  7. If there's ever a job like that, I need info STAT. I mean, I'd totally give anything to be there. Dream!
    Stopping by from #Blogtober14
    Love, Somdyuti
    onetinywish.blogspot.in

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